August 2010
34 posts
I don’t want to know about the lives of other actors and I don’t...
– Christian Bale
I’ll blow a hole in your face then go inside and sleep like a baby
– Walt Kowalski (Clint Eastwood), Gran Torino (2008)
I go to Paris, I go to London, I go to Rome, and I always say,...
– Robert De Niro
Did you know I started out as a stand-up comic? People don’t believe me...
– Al Pacino
Nobody is without sin. You have to try to make amends if you can. You have to...
– Mel Gibson
You have to trust your instincts. There’s a moment when an actor has it,...
– Clint Eastwood
Sure, Kill Bill’s a violent movie. But it’s a Tarantino movie. You...
– Quentin Tarantino on media criticisms of violence in his movies
Revenge is never a straight line. It’s a forest, And like a forest...
– Hattori Hanzo, Kill Bill: Volume 1 (2003)
I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely...
– Jules (Samuel L. Jackson), Pulp Fiction (1994)
I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves...
– Mr. Pink (Steve Buscemi), Reservoir Dogs (1992)
I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I know life is short,...
– Neil McCauley played by Robert Deniro, Heat
No matter how big a guy might be, Nicky would take him on. You beat Nicky with...
– Ace Rothstein played by Robert DeNiro, Casino
If you win power, remember why you wanted it.
– John Marston, Red Dead Redemption
Random
“I want you…now.”
“Shh, we’re in a public place.”
A couple are dining in a what looks like a 5 star restaurant. Claire de Lune plays softly in the background. Waiters are dressed in white. The menu is shiny. Everything looks expensive.
“O.k. Mister serious.”
The lady is dressed in a white dress. The man is dressed in an all black...
You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
– Batman played by Christian Bale, from The Dark Knight
Dream, Paco, but dream with your eyes open
– Kowalski “The Pole” from Il Mercenario
Random Rhyming
I’m happy,
Love is sappy,
I don’t care,
Because this is too much to bear,
I don’t believe in God,
But I don’t think he’s a dickwad,
I’m straight,
but also a heavyweight,
I used to love politics,
but now all those guys are dicks,
These are random rhymes,
but at least I found a dime!
Idiot Moment
I was at a party with my cousin. I was sitting on a couch and my cousin was messing around an put something to my neck. I couldn’t see what it was so I put my neck forward and was about to slide against the object. Luckily, he pulled out before I did anything because the object was a kitchen knife. Read more:...
Random Thought
They should make a movie of all the comic book heroes and make them all fat. Batman’s gut hanging out of his suit, running after a fat Joker. Then both get tired in less than 10 seconds. A fatty Spider Man ripping the web he hangs on to. Ha, Wonder Woman in her invisible plane, “Look! A fat woman is floating!”. Aquaman would still be useless and doing nothing. Mr. Fantastic...
What My Future Looks Like
In the future, I want to be original and yet be like Conan O’Brien, Jon Hamm/Don Draper, Christian Bale/Patrick Bateman, George Lopez, Jim Gaffigan, and Quentin Tarantino.
Conan O’Brien: I hope to host the Late Night show on NBC and write comedy for popular television shows. I also want to master Self Deprecating Humor.
Don Draper: I know he’s a fake character but I want to...
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There are two kinds of people in this world when you boil it all down. you got...
– David Della Rocco, from The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day
Bits and Pieces
Greece, where the streets are filled with grasa (Spanish for grease) Read more: http://www.myspace.com/futurenbchost/blog?page=3#ixzz0vgMmss5w
Bits and Pieces
Iran, a country where the entire country is in a 24/7 marathon. As soon as you are born they give you a pair of 30 year old nikes and you are on your way! Read more: http://www.myspace.com/futurenbchost/blog?page=3#ixzz0vgMb1IJA
Bits and Pieces
Hungary, the country where people with bottomless stomachs are born. “Oh God I can’t Stop Eating!!!! Ahhhhhhh! Read more: http://www.myspace.com/futurenbchost/blog?page=3#ixzz0vgMO8t24
Bits and Pieces
Germany: a country in Europe where there are many germs. Many germs mean many sick people.
A Tribute
I was recently invited to leadership camp…you know who went to leadership camp? HITLER!
Bits and Pieces
39 people were killed in an explosion at an Afghan wedding…but hey, the reception was a blast
Random Thought
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
Random Thought
Huh, my cousin recommended me to this site. Another blog website. I also have a blog on MySpace at http://www.myspace.com/futurenbchost . So, I guess I’ll be transferring stuff to here. Have a myspace? Add me!